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If a train leaves from Chicago at 3pm for Geneva and another train doesn't leave cause it's broke, when will it get fixed?

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Men that wear panties and bras are cool.

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Give me five bucks

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If goldfish could speak they wouldn't say to much, probably.

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Text messaging is addictive

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Chicago winters sap the life out of Chicagoans so people like Mayor Blagojevich can get away with classic low income, lower class exploitation to finance HUUUUGE misappropriated state spending.

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Hollywood's ideals are good for our hearts and minds and should be viewed as truth.

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We drive on parkways and park on driveways cause Americans are shmart.

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You've received the rejection number from someone in a club/bar before.

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If you're tiered and not in the mood I understand, but if you want to take on the world with me, read me, em daer: I've been hearing the alarm clock going off for a few hours. Let's all just wake up right now. Are you asleep child? Daily I'm like, wait, what is everybody doing to the world?! Oh no, what are we doing? How can I stop this? Not just for animals, the earth, but love and your hearts health! I wear red shoes that are very old simply because I like them and there is no agenda behind it, honestly. I will attract others who like red shoes and I will be surrounded by people who like me for an accurate portrayal of ME. This exact moment is a fierce, lucid and vibrant. I can see you through your monitor you know, you look bored with life, like me. You're used to physical, mental and sexual theft. Working at jobs that don't exploit your talents, loving people that feel 'blah' about you. Don't look that person in the eyes, they're a "stranger". (a what?) Today on the cover of maxim: SHE WANTS TO CHEAT and GETTING PAST HER FAT FRIEND. Have we begun to rationalize our generation so badly that anything goes?! I love you! I really really really love you! I hate the ways of this world and I bet my life, so do you! Wait a minute, you do too! As we wake up and the sun screws the earth dry I think and organize, fight, weep like a child and attempt to nurture mankind. Stand up. No no not like that, stand up straight. Think now: Your whole life is in front of you. You can move the frames and touch your youth. Look, listen, reach into your mouth, shove your hand deep into your throat until you can touch your heart... OK> Can you feel it? What does it feel like? It's not what you expect. It's incredible: and only accomplished ONE day at a time. Billboards, facial mannerisms, slogans, financial agendas, they're to direct you yes, but where?! Well what are their fruits? Do they produce love and global assistance or downfalls of greed and deception, slave labor overseas... new demogrphics show 95% of clothes in America are made overseas. Them Nike's cost less than a dollar to make sucka'. Remember to believe half of what you see and nothing you hear them say... Man it's so so so hard to get away from all this sulfuric madness, BUT YOU HAVE TO TO AVOID MEDIOCRITY AND A FEEBLE SOUL. Have you forgotten you are Gods child?! HE speaks, do you listen? You can do it, we love you soooo much. Always love love and hate hate!     -JML 4-29-06 

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